Perfume? Vampire perfume? Seriously?
Saw it in the gift section. But who do you buy it for? And what does buying
It for her say about her … or you? That she’s Bella-ish? Or a Bella wannabe? That you like red? And where on her body will she wear it? I mean obviously the neck’s out. Duh.
I tried to sorta open one package to catch a whiff of Vampire, but a mean-spirited Wal-Mart associate frowned at me like I had drawn blood or something.
And then I got REALLY nervous because it seemed that everybody in the cheap gifts section except me looked shiny, sparkly. (Maybe i looked a little shiny, but it was just because of Burt’s Bees–NOT because I had no soul.) So I took these pics real quick and paid for my buttermilk in the self check out lane–and left that den.
Vampire Perfume? Seriously?