Breaking News — New, Easy Way to Be Happy!

I had a 9:00 massage therapist appointment this morning but got to the Sandfly location far too early. I found myself with about thirty minutes to kill. What to do?

Well, if I had been closer to the mall, I would have burned some calories mall-walking. Then it hit me–Walmart is close by! So I headed into the superstore to Walkmart a while. Lo and behold, I was immediately accosted by a huge Duck Dynasty cutout figure hawking eyeglass frames. That gave me a brilliant idea–I’ll combine my weight loss Walkmarting with going around to various Duck Dynasty merchandise displays [slingshots, bandages, hats, clothing, flashlights, lip balm, condoms (well, I wouldn’t be surprised)] and messily rearranging/hiding all the DD items to make it difficult for customers to find that stuff.  Really, who would think to look under the 300-count sheets for camouflaged lip balm packages?

About ten minutes into my nefarious (but needed) mission, karma paid me back for my bad behavior when I bumped into a brand new display in the middle of an aisle, a display which makes my happiness blog obsolete.

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It seems that all you need to Be Happy now is new underwear.

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After placing a couple dozen Duck Dynasty toenail clippers behind some of the joyful underwear, I went on, a bit downcast, to my massage, trying to think about what I could blog on now.

2 responses to this post.

  1. I love everything about this.

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