So when HR went to see the latest superhero movie today, I rushed over to Chick-fil-A for my first Holiday Peppermint Shake of the season.

Festive Yum!
But the terrifically decadent treat wasn’t even the best part. Oh no! No it was not!
Guess what was?

The folks at Chick-fil-A told me I was the BEST PART of TODAY!!! Me, the best part of their day!

See? Neal! Little me from Savannah, Georgia! Out of the thousands (millions?!) of people who ate at Chick-fil-A today!


Aren’t you proud of me?!

(I’m assuming it meant the world, and not just the United States.)