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The Abomination #1: “An Imagined ‘Conversation’ between God and Two Republican Governors”

A blog category looking at our nation’s deadly gun insanity.

God: “My children are dying. Being killed with guns.”

Texas Governor Abbott: “We know! But guns don’t kill people. It’s a mental health issue. People kill people.”

God: “Guns don’t kill people?! Are you serious?”

Georgia Governor Kemp: “Yes. We need more guns, easier access to guns. Then we will all be safer.”

God: “I sent you the Prince of Peace.”

The Two Republican Governors in Unison: “Peace is not enough. We need guns. We are backed by the NRA. Here’s our plan: whenever a young person turns 18, let’s give her and him a gun. Safety is in guns. We celebrate guns! We worshi-, we mean we REVEL in guns!”

God: (speechless)

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