Kiwi: “I’m sorry, but I can’t elope with you.”
Cantaloupe: “I just don’t understand. I keep peppering you with my affection.” 
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Does your breakfast talk like this when you are trying to start your day?!
It gets on my last nerve.
(FYI: I put freshly ground black pepper on everything.)
(FYI 2: Robert thinks it’s a little weird too.)
NealEnJoy 
It is weird…what’s wrong with you ? 🤣
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Ha.
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Born this way!
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👊
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My mother said Can’t elope til you’re 16 when I was a wee lass. Funny how the saying changed as I reached 15 to Can’t elope til you’re 21!
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Aww.
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I called her on it, she maintains it was always 21! 🙂
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Lol !
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Peppered!!! Ha!
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